The Second Coming
By all accounts, I’m not supposed
to have liked this. But let me say up front, I loved it.
I didn’t see that it was such a
huge theological blasphemy. To me, RTD seems to have missed the point of a minor
piece of doctine called ‘Ascension’. See, the original story is that God came
and walked about as an ordinary bloke, chatting to people and showing them
what’s really important. Along the way, he proved a bit of a thorn in the flesh
to the religious and political powers-that-be, since his way of living would
have disempowered them pretty quick. So they did him in. The next bit is a bit
confused, but it’s pretty clear that the message is that even death isn’t
enough to extinguish real love and meaning. Then, after a few days back with
his mates, this resurrected guy just waves ‘ta-ta’ and buggers off out of it,
leaving his pals to get on with it as best they can. Sure there’s that stuff
about a ‘sense of his on-going presence’, but essentially they’re on their own.
Of course, human nature being what it is, within a hundred years, religious and
political individuals have turned a very simple message back into something
they can use to control people, to restrict access to the Holy to themselves,
and generally to screw things up. Division, reformation, counter-reformation,
revival - all try to get back to where we started. And about a hundred years
after each, we see the same bloody powermongering and posturing.
So I really don't see that God
needs to turn up again to be got rid of. Take a look at the world outside your
door: could we honestly be telling God to bugger off in more explicit terms
than we already are?
So no, I wasn’t bothered at the
idea of humanity telling God ‘thanks but no thanks’ - it made perfect sense.
Nor was I surprised at Steve willingly scoffing his bolognaise. Compared with
crucifixion, death-by-pasta sounds like a positively nice option.
There were things I had
theological issues with: The whole ‘miracle’ thing, for starters. See, Jesus
didn’t do miracles to get people’s attention or convince them. He did what was
needed; healing sick people, feeding hungry people, catching up with his mates
when they’d gone on ahead, and making sure they all got home safe. And frankly,
he seemed to prefer people didn’t make too much fuss. The oldest Gospel (St
Mark) has Jesus telling so many people not to talk about it that scholars have
postulated what they grandiosly call ‘the messianic secret’. Meaning Jesus
preferred to keep it a bit hush. So seeing a footie stadium all lit up like
day, I couldn’t help asking ‘why?’ It’s simply not the sort of thing Jesus
would have done. A few spectacular healings down at Christies or a revival or
two in the MRI morgue would have been a whole lot more in keeping. Though I
guess probably bad taste. Mind, a great idea for a Rift in space time, that
column of light!
And of course this is terribly
christian-centric. What has happened to God as viewed by Islam? Judaism?
Hinduism?... and all the other isms? Though I suppose Buddhism can still carry
on unperturbed. And then there’s the whole business of creation not being a
once-upon-a-time thing so much as an ongoing practice. If the ‘Family firm goes
out of business’, I suspect the shareholders would go bust too!
Not to mention the sheer
unlikeliness of it. Let’s face it, a bloke walks in off the moor claiming to be
the Son of God: he won’t be wandering around
So why did I like this?
I liked - no loved - this because
of its presentation of Incarnation. Between RTD’s script and Eccleston’s huge
on-screen energy and presence, the effect was for me exactly right. Watching Steve
wrestle with the dichotomy of human ignorance and divine omnipotence made sense
of something people have struggled with for millennia. Seeing him succumb to
the temptation to use his abilities to nip out unseen so he could visit his
girlfriend was the right sort of humanity (Psychic paper, anyone? RTD does like
to flog a good idea!) Seeing him tempted to do the whole ‘finger clicking’
stuff showed the dangers of incarnation. Watching him agonise over what was
going to happen to the whole human race caught just a glimpse of divine
compassion. I find myself wondering whether any other actor of the generation
actually has the presence and power to carry this off, and I can’t think of
one.
See, that’s why I loved this. That
Steve guy reminded me of Jesus, just as I imagine him to have been. The man who
was God, realising that his beloved humanity faced Armageddon, choosing his
own destruction instead, out of love for them. Yep! I liked this.
Now: the screen caps. There are a
lot of them. Kudos for this goes in very large part to director Adrian
Shergold, who does a brilliant job with all those close ups of making the most
of his lead actor. And of course to Chris for being so damned sexy.
I sort of dried up on the
captions, and just concentrated on getting these gorgeous images posted.
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Imagine waking up to this one your pillow… |
Junior Eccleston pics? |
So is this one Real too? |
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I want… chips! |
Don't talk with your mouth full! |
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Yeah… that's how I feel about cigs, too! |
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And we never see the clothes come off. Sigh! |
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All clean and shiney |
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Happy and relaxed. Or great acting. |
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So was it real beer? |
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Techno whizz he is NOT! |
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Some wretched priest pinched me sheets! |
OOOOoooohhhhhhh! |
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Fantastic! |
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I'm thinking of a Cornish ice cream… |
…with lots of chocolate sauce…. |
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…and extra sprinkles! |
Hooray! The clean captions for those last pics! |
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No doubt about it: he makes a great corpse. This is the sort of death scene actors reputedly cue up for., with lots of gurgling and throwing oneself around. |
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A Second
Coming Screensaver
- shamelessly indulgent choice
of images.